Monday, November 14, 2011

Beowulf

Beowulf consists of three major battles.  You could call it a trilogy, I suppose. 
Beowulf and Grendel
Beowulf and his Mother Beowulf and Grendel's Mother
Beowulf and the Dragon

(Right.  This is not about Beowulf's mother, the daughter of Hrethel, but about Grendel's mother, evil monster mommy who is so uncivilized that she doesn't say a single word.  Pay no attention to the movie version.) 

BEOWULF AND GRENDEL
Hrothgar owns a mead hall called Heorot.  (And that's only the beginning of the alliteration.)  But then this monster named Grendel starts invading Heorot.  He carries men off to his lair.  Beowulf enters the story to kill Grendel and save Heorot.  When Grendel enters, Beowulf pretends to be drunk and asleep.  He rises and fights the monster.  He doesn't use a weapon, because that would be an unfair advantage.  It would have been a waste of time to use a sword anyway, because Grendel can't be hurt by human weapons.  So Superman Beowulf tears off Grendel's arm.  The monster goes to die in his swamp. 

BEOWULF AND GRENDEL'S MOTHER
But wait!  There's more!  Grendel's mother is mad about her son's death.  (Perhaps that's understandable, as it's her son.  Perhaps not, because he was so ugly.  Perhaps, because she's so much uglier that she thought he was beautiful.  Unfortunately, if this is so, she doesn't have a revelation like Ophelia does:  "I was the more deceived!")  Anyhow, it turns out that Beowulf has to go Grendel's-mother-fishing in the lake.  He fights her underwater.  His sword doesn't work on Grendel's mother (Beowulf, you really need to fire whoever makes your weapons), so he grabs a giant sword that Grendel's mother had in her armory.  (She'd probably eaten its owner.)  He chops off her head.  Then he finds dead Grendel and chops off his head.  He resurfaces after who knows how long (wow, he must have taken a page or two out of Obi-Wan and Qui-Gonn's book) with the proof that the monsters are dead. 

BEOWULF AND THE DRAGON
Beowulf is now King of the Geats.  (Yeats.  Yayats.  Whatever.)  A slave steals a cup from a dragon.  The dragon is (understandably) angry, and starts burning towns down and having a major temper tantrum.  (These dragons . . . they're so touchy.  Look at Smaug!  He - oh.  Ohhh.  I see the connection . . . Tolkien took inspiration from Beowulf and . . . ohhh.  Let me quote Grace - "That's so awesome!")  So Beowulf and his buddies go take an expedition to take out the dragon.  Beowulf goes down to fight it alone (at his request) and starts getting pwned.  Wiglaf (Weelaf.  Wee-loff.  Yeah, that.) is the only one who goes to help him.  Beowulf's neck gets chomped and Wiglaf stabs the dragon.  Beowulf takes that opportunity to stab the dragon, but then he dies from the wounds.  Wiglaf gets the dragon's treasure and succeeds Beowulf. 

Friday, November 11, 2011

Passage

Passage by Connie Willis is for adults, but only because of a heavy overarching theme of death. 

It's an amazing premise (expecially having read 90 Minutes in Heaven and part of Heaven is for Real: A Little Boy's Astounding Story of His Trip to Heaven and Back).  Joanna Lander and Richard Wright are scientists researching NDEs (Near Death Experiences) using a drug that imitates NDEs.  When only a few of their volunteers are able to produce useful data, Joanna has to be "sent under."  She sees the Titanic, and she wonders what the connection is between this ancient ship and the NDE.  When she realizes the significance, she goes to find Dr. Wright.  Instead, she meets tragedy.  Dr. Wright, Kit, and Vielle must find answers - and quickly.  They were too late to save Joanna, but there are others on the brink of death as well . . .

Stars:  8.5 for its suspense, premise, and such. 

Violence:  6; Greg tries to force Joanna to show him where the lifeboats are. 

Romance:  7.  Some of the nurses find Dr. Wright "cute" and Vielle tries to do some matchmaking, but not much. 

Language:  7 or 8.  S-words and such. 

Recommended for:  older teens and adults

Ender's Game

I'd heard some good things about this book, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. (I was pretty sure Zoe's story about Iggy and the Vampire Academy [or whatever it was called . . . it's been a while] was based off this book. And the premise was amazing. So I was looking forward to reading this.)

I enjoyed it immensely. It lived up to my expectations and even passed them. (I've got rather high expectations.) The twist ending was really amazing.

Stars:  9.5, because . . . I never really give anything a complete 10 stars.  I believe that books are amazing, but I can always find something that I disliked. 

Violence:  8.  Ender fights several people who attack him.  Two he kills because he goes too far. 

Romance:  2 for slight references to . . . parts.  Mainly in the cussing sense. 

Language:  8 for intense cussing.  B-words floated all over the place with Ender and his pals in null gravity. 

Appropriate for:  older kids